PvP, Indoor Soccer, and Car Brands

As an experienced (AKA still really bad) PvP player, I have an entertaining list for those who have never been on a PvP server. You really should play PvP Minecraft.

About 4 or 5 chatty Queen and King bees? Check.

One massive scrum in the center of the map? Check.

About 40 really bad players? Check. 

One mansion for the King and Queen Bees? Check.

About a million campers? Check.

Full Inventory and armour flying everywhere? Check.

Climbing and Sprinting everywhere? Check.

Total fun? Yep!  

The thing about indoor soccer is that in leagues you often don't have many teams. You end up playing each team about four times. This works if you're a good team and you can win all the games, but if you are Littleton Girls U12 Indoor Soccer team then it doesn't work that way. You know when you're going to lose. I would lodge my complaint to Teamworks, if I actually cared, which I don't, because it's an interesting foresight and is helpful when placing bets (I don't place bets.) Much to everyone's annoyance, most of the other teams are a mile taller than us. Well, Maynard, anyway. Our hopes for an undefeated season were shattered after the seasons first game. We had to play two games on Sat. a while back and we lost thirteen-zip to both teams. Recent games have been better, I'll let you know next year when we win.

Speaking of Chevrolet, which I wasn't, I'm sure everyone knows that Chevy have 'Fight Song' as their ad song. If they are fighting for car sales, that's scary, if not, then that's weird. My other dig on Chevy is their slogan, 'Find New Roads'. Right, so, I've bought my brand-new Chevy Truck, now I have to find new roads that I couldn't find with my Toyota, which was the same, but cheaper. Apparently.

Now, Toyota is just as strange, 'Lets Go Places' I'm fairly certain I can go places without a Toyota Camry. Just saying. 

Ford, 'Go Further' Right, I'll drive off into the sunset now. And be frazzled. Because if I have to be frazzled, at least let me be with my Ford.

Audi, 'Never Follow'. What? Never follow what? Actually, I don't want to know. Forget I asked.

BMW, 'The Ultimate Driving Machine' Look, I just want to get to wherever I'm going in peace. It doesn't have to be perfect, for heavens sake.

Honda, "The Power Of Dreams' Wait, are we still talking about cars?

Nissan,'Built for the Human Race' I should certainly hope so.

Land Rover, 'Go Beyond' My frazzled Ford? Sure. See ya.